Loire Valley Day Five

Tour is over. Heading back to America.

As Austin's going off to the restroom, Me: I love my man.

Mom: Or whatever he is.

Austin was showing us that his iPad organized his photos by date and which chateau we visited and even put it on a map! All by itself!

Austin: My iPad is smarter than I am.

Me: That's not too hard.

I told Mom that one of the guides thanked me for my smile.

Me: He doesn't know me very well. He said I had a positive attitude.

Mom: It's a vacation. Everyone was in a good mood. Show me who didn't have a positive attitude.

I pointed at Mom.

Austin put his teeth in the checked luggage instead of wearing them for the flight home.

Austin: I had a horrifying thought. If we lose our luggage, I won't have any teeth.

Mom: You can borrow one of my old sets.

If I never hear either of these sounds ever again, I'll be all too happy. One sounds like a murder mystery blip and the other sounds like it comes out of the old black and white Phantom of the Opera.