At Steak & Shake, Mom and Austin both got a double patty on their
burgers. I got a single patty.
Austin: Me and your mom, we eat like men.
Me: At least you do something like a man.
Austin: Ohhh, I'm going to move out. I'm going to live on your porch. That way I'll scare off any men who might come around.
Me: I don't want any men.
Austin: OK, women.
Me: OK, that would be Mom and you don't scare her.
Austin: Me and your mom, we eat like men.
Me: At least you do something like a man.
Austin: Ohhh, I'm going to move out. I'm going to live on your porch. That way I'll scare off any men who might come around.
Me: I don't want any men.
Austin: OK, women.
Me: OK, that would be Mom and you don't scare her.
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