Austin
pulled out a dress shirt that actually looked a lot like a dress
shirt he already owned.
Austin: And I got this pink shirt.
Me: It’s purple.
Austin: Lavender.
Me: Okay, I can go along with that.
Then he pulled out a pair of floral socks.
Austin: And these socks.
Me: Those are girl socks.
Austin, pointing at the tag: No, they’re not. Says right here, fits men’s shoe size 10-13.
Me: That’s why they’re at a discount clothing store. No sane man would wear those.
Austin, holding up the lavender shirt: They match the shirt perfectly.
Austin: And I got this pink shirt.
Me: It’s purple.
Austin: Lavender.
Me: Okay, I can go along with that.
Then he pulled out a pair of floral socks.
Austin: And these socks.
Me: Those are girl socks.
Austin, pointing at the tag: No, they’re not. Says right here, fits men’s shoe size 10-13.
Me: That’s why they’re at a discount clothing store. No sane man would wear those.
Austin, holding up the lavender shirt: They match the shirt perfectly.
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