Me: I'm so glad I got to spend this weekend with you. I'm so glad I get to spend this life with you.
Austin, preparing for work, pulls out the floral socks: I'm going to wear these socks. Still glad?
Me: No.
Austin: You're sexist.
Me: I know.
Austin: Women can wear whatever they want, pants, skirts, dresses. Men wear floral socks and the world tumbles out of orbit.
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