Mother-in-Law

Austin: I lost all our money gambling.

Me: You better not have laid a hand on my money.

Austin: I lost all of my money gambling.

Me: Okay.

Austin: When I ran out of money, I gambled your mom. The good news, I won. We're stuck with your mother.

Me: Uh-huh.

Austin: The bad news, the guy I was playing is shipping his mother-in-law to us. We should have her by Friday.