Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Bandages

Austin: Can you help me find the regular sized band-aids? I looked in the tin and they weren't there.

So I got up, went to the bathroom and pulled them off of Austin's bathroom shelf and handed them to him.

Austin: Oh.
Me: Are you okay?
Austin: No. My uterus fell out. I might need three or four of these.

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