Chestnuts

I've been eating chestnuts and have ruined my nails cracking the bad boys open, so I was looking for articles on how to make peeling chestnuts easier.

Me, panicked: Oh my gosh! This article says you can't eat chestnuts raw. They're poisonous. They have to be cooked.

Austin: So?

Me: I've been doing it wrong for forty-three years!

Austin: Don't be so hard on yourself. You haven't eaten chestnuts your whole life. You probably started eating them when you for five or six. So that's only thirty-five years.