Tuesday, September 11, 2018

Wood Glue

Austin: I have six more packs of tofu to eat. I didn't like the last one. I'm afraid I won't like the other ones either.
Me: Don't worry. They probably taste like paste.
Austin: Well, that's fine. But what if they taste more like rubber cement? Eau d'Elmer's? That one has a definite scent of wood glue.

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