Austin: My manager thinks I should write an autobiography because I’m
so wise.
Me, laughing uncontrollably.
Austin: It’s because I know what a merkin is.
You don’t want to know what this is.
Then he told me how impressed they were that he had so much knowledge of underwear.
Austin: It’s because guys try to search for banana hammocks. They’re call string bikini thongs for men.
Me, shaking my head.
Austin: Look, my boss called me wise. You can’t take that away from me.
Me: A wise *&^# maybe.
Me, laughing uncontrollably.
Austin: It’s because I know what a merkin is.
You don’t want to know what this is.
Then he told me how impressed they were that he had so much knowledge of underwear.
Austin: It’s because guys try to search for banana hammocks. They’re call string bikini thongs for men.
Me, shaking my head.
Austin: Look, my boss called me wise. You can’t take that away from me.
Me: A wise *&^# maybe.
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