TSA Flight Security

Have you flown lately? Well, yes, I flew to France. Prior to that, I hadn't been on a plane for three years. So I was brushing up on my luggage restrictions. Seriously, I don't even have to embellish this.

Good to know the TSA will let me bring my antlers.
Antlers

Carry On Bags: Yes
Checked Bags: Yes

You may transport this item in carry-on or checked bags. For items you wish to carry on, you should check with the airline to ensure that the item will fit in the overhead bin or underneath the seat of the airplane.

Artificial Skeleton Bones

Carry On Bags: Yes
Checked Bags: Yes

And I can bring my skeleton bones!

Axes and Hatchets

Carry On Bags: No
Checked Bags: Yes

And I can bring my axes and hatchets, but they can't be in my carry-on luggage.Murder will have to wait for the destination.

Bear Bangers

Carry On Bags: No
Checked Bags: No

I don't even know what bear bangers are, but you're not allowed to have them.

https://www.tsa.gov/.../security-screening/whatcanibring/all Seriously, just read this. It's hysterical.

https://outdoors.stackexchange.com/questions/8261/how-effective-are-pen-launcher-bear-bangers-compared-to-bearspray