Chorizo

Chorizo was the freebie at Kroger, so Austin and I were making plans for how we were going to handle the ingredient for dinner.

Austin: I think tacos or tortilla are the obvious ones.

Me: I'd rather do tacos.

Austin: I think tacos too. I mean, you can only do one thing with tortillas.

Me: That sounded suggestive.

Austin: What?

Me: You can only do one thing with tortillas.

Austin: Like what? You mean [making a jerk-off gesture with his hand].

Me: You're the one that said it suggestively.

Austin: Ooo, yeah! That's why the guys at our favorite Mexican restaurant are so happy all the time. 'Hey guys, tortillas are ready! Ole!'