Chorizo was the freebie at
Kroger, so Austin and I were making plans for how we were
going to handle the ingredient for dinner.
Austin: I think tacos or
tortilla are the obvious ones.
Me: I'd rather do tacos.
Austin: I think tacos too. I
mean, you can only do one thing with tortillas.
Me: That sounded suggestive.
Austin: What?
Me: You can only do one thing
with tortillas.
Austin: Like what? You mean
[making a jerk-off gesture with his hand].
Me: You're the one that said it
suggestively.
Austin: Ooo, yeah! That's why
the guys at our favorite Mexican restaurant are so happy all the
time. 'Hey guys, tortillas are ready! Ole!'
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