Monday, November 26, 2018

Partner Up

Austin: X at work was talking about how she’s finally settled and she’s looking to partner up. You know, she’s got the apartment, the job, she’s on top of her bills. She feels like she’s ready to have a relationship.
Me: Uh-huh.
Austin: I remember feeling like that, about eight years ago, having the stable job, paying bills, had my apartment.
Me: Eight years ago?
Austin: Nine or ten.
Me: Try again.
Austin: Eleven?
Me: Eleven and a half, but I'll take it.
Austin: And really, I was just sad and alone and wanted to be in a relationship.
Me: And then I came along.

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