The Cat and the Pitcher

Me: I just put that stuffed cat there to get it out of the way, but now I kind of like it, peeking around the pitcher, cute little eyes, sparkly puffballs. It's a bluish gray so it matches.
Austin: I'd like it better without the puffballs.
Me, frowning.
Austin: They look like fuzzy, sparkly testicles on his face.
AND, eye roll.