Because my husband loves puns

Me: I think X at work is a troublemaker. She keeps saying that she’s going to get fired. I mean, I don’t know anyone else who gets threatened to be fired. I think she used to be important at her old job, so she’s used to complaining to management and getting her way. Anyway, it gave me pause.
Austin, taking my fingers and stroking them: And yet you still have hands.
(Paws if you missed it.)