Like a Crazy Woman

I frequently say I have to pee like crazy/I have to pee like mad. Because I have a bladder the size of a pea... Stopping at rest stops and making detours is kind of just a way of life right now.

Me: I have to pee like a mad woman.

Austin: You are a mad woman. What do mad women pee like?

**rolls eyes

Later, at Easton, Me: And I kind of have to pee, so once we get in, I'll have to run to the restroom.

Austin: Do you have to pee like a crazy woman?

Me: No, more like a mildly irritated one.

Austin: I think a crazy woman would pee standing up.

Me: I can pee standing up. Remember? My roommate told me about her boyfriend peeing in the shower and how gross it was and I was a raging feminist, so I taught myself.

Austin: I also think that peeing like a rainbow would be crazy. A peeing dance.