Friday, May 10, 2019

We Have Verizon

A Verizon commercial just came on. A man fell in the woods, shattered his hip. Thanks, Verizon, because of you I had a signal and could call my wife.
Austin: We have Verizon. I could go hiking in the woods, break my hip and then call you.
I give him the look.
Austin: Then I’d call 9-1-1, ‘cause you wouldn’t do anything about it.

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