Pizza

We have sworn off the local pizza place due to poor service. We also no longer call it by name. My husband calls it Dick's...

Austin: I love Blaze Pizza. I can get my pizza exactly how I want it. It's a great substitute for Dick's, since I'm not allowed to eat there.

Me: You're allowed to eat there, you'd just encounter your wife's wrath.

Austin: So it'd be exactly the same as every other day.