This
morning, while getting ready for work, I noticed a storage container
in our fridge with beige stuff in it. I was so excited, I fired up
the burner, grabbed a frying pan and prepared my taste buds. Then I
took the lid off the container.
Me: Oh. That’s awfully thick.
Sinking feeling in my stomach. I dip a spoon in. Gloom gathers around me.
Me, texting Austin: I thought you left pancake batter in the fridge. Imagine my surprise when I prepared to make breakfast.
Then thunderous clomping down the steps and Austin storms into the kitchen.
Austin: Did you really make a hummus pancake?
Me: Oh. That’s awfully thick.
Sinking feeling in my stomach. I dip a spoon in. Gloom gathers around me.
Me, texting Austin: I thought you left pancake batter in the fridge. Imagine my surprise when I prepared to make breakfast.
Then thunderous clomping down the steps and Austin storms into the kitchen.
Austin: Did you really make a hummus pancake?
I should have thrown it at him.
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