Playing on the Phone

One of our friend's kids was playing with his phone. He called Austin. The first time, Austin answered and talked to the kid for a few minutes, joked with him and laughed. Then he told this five year old kid he had to go and hung up. Immediately after, the kid called back. Austin hung up without so much as a hello. I start cracking up, howling with laughter.
Austin: Was that mean?
Me: No. But it was a sure sign that we shouldn’t have kids.