Painting

And I'm working on the pantry floors.

Me: And I’ve got to mop the floor tonight so it can dry by morning, then I can paint it so it will be dry enough by the time you get home tomorrow.
Austin: Don’t worry about it.
Me: If I don’t get it done, you’ll have to go around to the front door.
Austin: So I’ll go around to the front.
Me: It’s just a pain in the ^&#%.
Austin: Well, look what I married.

It’s amazing he’s still alive.