You're Weird

Austin: I got this black bean hummus from X. It's really good. Try it.

Me: Nah.

Austin: You ate hummus at your friend's house.

Me: Yeah. It was good.

Austin: You should eat this because it's good for you.

Me: I don't eat things just because they're good for me.

Austin: Yes, you do.

Me: No, I don't. I eat things I like.

Austin: You're into things that are good for you.

Me: Look, hummus is like avocado. I don't particularly like it, but I don't dislike it either.

Austin: So you're weird. Which I knew before.