Austin: When do we have to leave?
Me: Probably around 11:00 if we’re going to get there by 12:00. It’s about an hour. I’m not sure exactly, but about an hour.
Austin: Hey Google, how long does it take to get to Zanesville from here?
Google: It takes 48 minutes to get to Zanesville with light traffic.
Me: We still want to leave by at least 11:00. We have to pick up Mom.
Austin: And it said with light traffic. And Google told me it takes 47 minutes to get to the Newark BMV from here, so it’s not always accurate.
Me: Hey Google, how long does it take to get to the Newark BMV from here?
Google: With light traffic, it takes 26 minutes to get to the Newark BMV.
Austin, mouth open: That’s not what she said before.
Me: Mhmm.
Austin: Or maybe she’s just like every other woman and her answer changes every time you ask her a question.
Me: Probably around 11:00 if we’re going to get there by 12:00. It’s about an hour. I’m not sure exactly, but about an hour.
Austin: Hey Google, how long does it take to get to Zanesville from here?
Google: It takes 48 minutes to get to Zanesville with light traffic.
Me: We still want to leave by at least 11:00. We have to pick up Mom.
Austin: And it said with light traffic. And Google told me it takes 47 minutes to get to the Newark BMV from here, so it’s not always accurate.
Me: Hey Google, how long does it take to get to the Newark BMV from here?
Google: With light traffic, it takes 26 minutes to get to the Newark BMV.
Austin, mouth open: That’s not what she said before.
Me: Mhmm.
Austin: Or maybe she’s just like every other woman and her answer changes every time you ask her a question.
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