Saturday, March 28, 2020

What a Waste

Austin: The last time I made chicken salad, I thought it would be really good. But it was only okay.
Me: What did you do this last time that made it different?
Austin: I used pistachios in it.
Me: Oh. What a waste.
Austin: I thought you didn’t like chicken salad.
Me: I don’t. A perfect waste of pistachios. Come to that, perfect waste of chicken.
Austin, scowling: Well, I think that adding chicken to mayonnaise is a perfect waste. I love mayo. I like dipping my whole hand into it. In fact, I think people should take an ice cream spade to scoop it out.

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