Austin, watching Kingdom (a Korean zombie show): Oh, they’re all alive.
Even though they’re in impossibly freezing water. I’m so glad.
Me: Are you complaining about the accuracy of a show again? A show about zombies? Are we going to hear about this again?
Austin: Hey, we’re experiencing a pandemic right now. I’m prepared for
the zombie apocalypse. I'm gonna save your life just so I can say I told you so. You’re so going to owe me.
We’ll see who’s arguing about zombie realism then.
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