With Austin working from home, I get to see how
much work he actually does. His shift is 7:00-3:30. Walking into the
kitchen at 7:30.
Me: Shouldn’t you be working?
Austin: I’m making some coffee.
Me: Mhmm.
Austin: I’m also worried about the new work environment. I’m worried that I might have a sexual harassment suit on my hands if this keeps up.
Me: With who? I haven’t bothered you once today.
Austin: Cassie (the dog). I’m constantly touching her, rubbing her, playing with her.
Me: You’re mistaken if you think that’s unwanted attention.
Austin: I force her to run around naked! If that’s not sexual harassment, I don’t know what is.
Me: Shouldn’t you be working?
Austin: I’m making some coffee.
Me: Mhmm.
Austin: I’m also worried about the new work environment. I’m worried that I might have a sexual harassment suit on my hands if this keeps up.
Me: With who? I haven’t bothered you once today.
Austin: Cassie (the dog). I’m constantly touching her, rubbing her, playing with her.
Me: You’re mistaken if you think that’s unwanted attention.
Austin: I force her to run around naked! If that’s not sexual harassment, I don’t know what is.
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