I accidentally turned on the oven without checking
to see if there were any items inside. Unfortunately, I melted the
plastic packaging on some rolls.
Austin: See, when I do things
like that, you complain endlessly. But when you do things like that,
I just let it slide.
Me: Because I own this house and you will be living on the street if you give me flack.
Austin: You and I divided the bill on this oven, so I own half this oven. If you kick me out, I’m taking half the oven with me. I claim the left side.
Me: The side I melted the plastic on?
Austin: Yes, but it’s also the side with the oven controls. So while you will have half the oven, I will be the one who can turn it on.
Me: Because I own this house and you will be living on the street if you give me flack.
Austin: You and I divided the bill on this oven, so I own half this oven. If you kick me out, I’m taking half the oven with me. I claim the left side.
Me: The side I melted the plastic on?
Austin: Yes, but it’s also the side with the oven controls. So while you will have half the oven, I will be the one who can turn it on.
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