Monday, April 20, 2020

Girth

My waist has grown excessively and I’m very distressed by it.
Me: I’m fat.
Austin: You’re not fat.
Me: My tummy is huge. Look at it. [Lifting my shirt] look at it! It’s awful. My girth is the worst.
Austin: Do you need a Peloton?
Me: You know exactly the right thing to say.

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