Thursday, April 30, 2020

Whole Life

Austin was in bed when I got home from work. And he was still in bed when I went up to check on him at 7:00. And he was still in bed when I checked on him at 8:30. But then he finally got up.
Austin: I’m sorry I didn’t spend more of the evening with you.
Me: We’re married. You’re going to spend your whole life with me.
Austin: Wow. I was trying to say something sweet. And you just turned it into this ominous threat.
Me: That’s what I’m here for.

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