Thursday, July 2, 2020

A Little Smoked Salmon

Me: I thought smoked salmon was on sale 2 for $5; I almost called you and asked if you wanted to stock up, but I’m glad I didn’t, because I must have read the sign wrong. It rang up $8.49.
Austin: I wouldn’t want to stock up anyway. I’ve never really worked with it before. I’m not really sure what you do with it. I mean, I’d cut it thin, but it’s smoked, so you wouldn’t cook it. I don’t think you cook it.
I shrug.
Austin: I don’t think it needs cooked. It’s smoked. And besides, I’ve eaten raw salmon several times and look how I turned out.
Me, smug look on my face.
Austin: A little fishy.

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