Chocolate Catastrophe

Austin & I placed an order with World Market yesterday. They’ve got the best price on Cote D’Or chocolate. Unfortunately, they were out.

Me: I could order from World of Chocolate and it would cost $10 more dollars. Or I could order from Amazon and pay $25 more. Or I can forget the whole thing.

[Me pouting.]

Austin: We have plenty of chocolate. Cote D’Or is good chocolate, but it’ll be okay. We’ll get Cote D’Or again.

[Still pouting.]

Austin: Unless the factory burns down. Then it will take years to rebuild. And by then the ingredients will change and the bar will taste completely different. And you know, Yellowstone is supposed to blow and chocolate beans are the first thing to go—

I kicked him so hard he spilled his coffee.