Dinner

ME: I'm going to take trash up. Dinner's in the oven. It'll be ready in 30 minutes.

Austin: Okay. I'll watch the oven while you're gone.

Me: I don't think you'll need to. The oven is pretty big and it doesn't have legs.

Austin punched me.

Me: Hey! I was just saying what you'd say.

Austin: I know. I thought we were switching roles.