Me, looking at the ice cream: I
admit I’m confused by mint chocolate chip ice cream that isn’t
green.
Austin: Wuss. It's just food coloring.
A few days later, I
opened the vanilla ice cream and found a big scoop of ice cream just sitting on top of the rest.
Me,
scooping it out: What is this?
Austin:
Why are you accusing me?
Me:
Because the dog can’t get into the freezer.
Austin:
You’re right. It was me. I thought it was the mint chocolate chip
ice cream, then I realized there were not chocolate chips, so I put
the scoop back.
Me:
See? Mint chocolate chip ice cream is supposed to be green.
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