Ashes

Austin: I was thinking, when you die, I could take your ashes to China and scatter them where Wei WuXian and Lan WangJi used to walk.
Me: They're fictional characters. They didn't walk anywhere. The places in the novel are fictional.
Austin: I could take you to Scotland and scatter your ashes there, so Emun Elliott can walk over your grave.
Me: I think he lives in London now.
Austin: You want me to take you to London?
Me: I don't even know what you're talking about.
Austin: I could get your ashes, pack them up in an urn, scatter your ashes anywhere you dream of.
Me: You'd never get me past TSA.