Chubbikins

We have a new cat. As soon as her kittens are weaned, we're going to have her spayed.

Me, feeding the cats again: Guppy puts away the food.

Austin: She was whining for me to feed her last night, but I didn’t.

Me: She just had kittens. Cats need a lot of food to recover from that. If we feed her extra, it’s okay. I don’t want her to become a chubbikins, but she’s really skinny right now.

Austin: Well, she will become a chubbikins. After cats get fixed, they plump up.

Me: What? Because she’s not going to be looking for a man anymore, she’s going to let herself go and fill the void with food?