Saturday, August 29, 2020

Supermarket Sweep

In case anyone forgot, Austin & I live in the middle of nowhere. You can drive 10 miles in any direction and still be nowhere. A couple of years ago, our grocery store shut down. They wanted $3.00 for iceburg lettuce and $5.00 for canned peas. Their closure is a mystery to one and all.
Nevertheless, driving past their lot, sprigs of grass overwhelming the cracked asphalt, I saw two dozen cars corralled.
Me: What in the world are all those cars doing gathered at the abandoned grocery store?
Austin: It's the location of the new Supermarket Sweep. I'm going to call Guy Fieri, tell him to get down here quick. Guy's Grocery Games vs. David Ruprecht, middle of nowhere, Ohio.

No comments:

Post a Comment