While grocery shopping, Austin was scanning the grocery list.
Austin:
Where do I find puff pastry?
Me:
It’s in the dessert freezer section. When hot dogs are behind you,
puff pastry is to the left.
Austin:
I never let hot dogs get behind me. I *&^&*# [just imagine
what he said here]
Me:
You have the Kroger app. You can find the puff pastry all by
yourself.
Austin:
I only use it when you’re around to look impressive. When you’re
not around, I just wander around helplessly.
Me:
I have nothing to do with your helplessness. Your helplessness is
boundless.
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