Me:
Mom left a packet of dog biscuits with the mail.
Austin (examining the packet and card): Pawsitive Journey. Canine Education, Seminars, Canine Massage.
Me: I didn't read it, I just saw that she left it.
Austin: That's what it says, Cerified Trainer/Instructor, Certified Canine Massage Therapist. Certified. That means there's a whole school out there teaching people how to massage dogs and certifying them.
Pause for moment of horror.
Austin: Cricket, would you like to have a dog massage?
Me: What about me? I'd like to have a dog massage. I mean, I like it doggie-style, why not a doggie massage?
Austin: I was just about to say the same exact thing.
Austin (examining the packet and card): Pawsitive Journey. Canine Education, Seminars, Canine Massage.
Me: I didn't read it, I just saw that she left it.
Austin: That's what it says, Cerified Trainer/Instructor, Certified Canine Massage Therapist. Certified. That means there's a whole school out there teaching people how to massage dogs and certifying them.
Pause for moment of horror.
Austin: Cricket, would you like to have a dog massage?
Me: What about me? I'd like to have a dog massage. I mean, I like it doggie-style, why not a doggie massage?
Austin: I was just about to say the same exact thing.
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