I Like Big Butts

Austin & I talking about lies and I told him lying was not OK. Austin said he thought he'd led me to the dark side, where I accepted white lies were permitted.
Me: Keep it up. I'll kick your butt. And since you've put on all that weight, I've got a bigger target.
Austin fake cries.
Later, Me: I love you.
Austin: I love you too.
I whisper into his ear: I like big butts and I cannot lie.