So
a couple of days ago, I had a great mucous story, but no one wanted
to hear it. When I got home, I moaned about no one wanting to hear my
story.
Austin: Fine, I'll listen to your mucous story.
So I told him.
Austin: Gross, but I've heard worse.
Me: Well, next time I need to fart, I'll do it in your general direction.
Later, I farted.
Me: I'm sorry.
Austin: Why?
Me: I promised I would fart in your general direction. Well, I forgot & just farted in general.
Austin: Fine, I'll listen to your mucous story.
So I told him.
Austin: Gross, but I've heard worse.
Me: Well, next time I need to fart, I'll do it in your general direction.
Later, I farted.
Me: I'm sorry.
Austin: Why?
Me: I promised I would fart in your general direction. Well, I forgot & just farted in general.
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