Me:
I've been practicing for the police. "But I love my husband,"
so when I kill you, I can sound convincing.
Austin: Well, now we've got something in common. I've been practicing, "I swear, officer, I haven't seen my wife in days."
Me: So, you're going to wait until after my mother's dead to kill me? She's not going to let that much time lapse between seeing me.
Austin: Two birds, one stone.
Austin: Well, now we've got something in common. I've been practicing, "I swear, officer, I haven't seen my wife in days."
Me: So, you're going to wait until after my mother's dead to kill me? She's not going to let that much time lapse between seeing me.
Austin: Two birds, one stone.
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