More Birthday Fun

So I got Austin tickets to Book of Mormon 4/22, his birthday. I was having such a good time pranking Austin for his birthday, I just realized I wrapped both tickets up for him. I can see it now:

Austin: Two tickets to Book of Mormon! I love it! But it's late notice. I don't know who to bring with me.

I told Austin I realized a way he could abuse me with his birthday gift.
Austin: How?
Me: I can't tell you. It's your birthday gift. But I posted it on FB, so if you do it, I'll post it there.
Austin: Well, if it's a blunt object, I'll hit you with it.

Austin decided to open one of his gifts 4/21, the day before his birthday. I gave him the choice of which gift to open. He discarded the Book of Mormon tickets.

Austin: That's obviously a book.

I hollowed out an actual Book of Mormon and put the tickets inside.

Me: Any guesses what book it is?

He's working on the box with a T-shirt in it.

Me: What book have you wanted so bad that when I found it, I jumped out of my skin and bought it for you a year ago?

Austin: Oh, that's cute!

Holds up Fallout Four tee with “My Wife Thinks I'm S.P.E.C.I.A.L.” on it.

https://www.wish.com/c/5694d5ed2b85551bdead04e4 (if you want to see the shirt).

At Cooper's Hawk, Austin: Can I have your olive? I know you don't like them.

Me: I like olives. I don't like the black ones.

Austin: Racist!