A coworker was sharing way too much about her sex life and I was
telling Austin about it later.
Austin: Well, if you want to share about our sex life, embellish.
Tell her how you can't get out of bed and you can't walk the next
day, how I last for hours. Tell her how hard it is for me to buy
underwear because I can't find any that fits.
Me: Because you're @$$ is so fat?
Austin: Yeah, lie.
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