Tuesday, October 4, 2016

PB

So I eat peanut butter a lot and usually I leave it on the counter. I was scanning the kitchen for it.
Austin: What are you doing?
Me, opening the cupboard: Looking for the PB. Found it.
Austin: I put it where it belongs.
Me: You put it on the bottom shelf. That's where all the dog treats go.
Austin: I put it where it belongs.
Me: Are you calling me a b&^%&$?
Austin: I didn't say that.
Me: Mhmmm.

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