Me: I want to stay home
tomorrow with my handsome husband.
Austin: Liar. You just want to stay home.
Me: You're right. Now if my husband was Colin O'Donoghue, then I'd want to stay home with my husband.
Austin, fake stabbing me: I stab you with a knife.
I laugh.
Austin: I'm just kidding. I'd never stab you with a knife. It would be a crime of passion. I'd use whatever was handy. Probably a fork.
Austin: Liar. You just want to stay home.
Me: You're right. Now if my husband was Colin O'Donoghue, then I'd want to stay home with my husband.
Austin, fake stabbing me: I stab you with a knife.
I laugh.
Austin: I'm just kidding. I'd never stab you with a knife. It would be a crime of passion. I'd use whatever was handy. Probably a fork.
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