Austin & I were
talking about how awful our marriage is and fixing the problem.
Me: That's why I watch all those crime and forensic shows. Except I don't have a life insurance policy on you.
Austin: How's that gonna fix our marriage?
Me: I'm getting all these tips for killing you and getting away with it. But I need to take a policy on your life.
Austin: No, no, no. That's my plan. We can't both have the same plan. You come up with something else.
Me: That's why I watch all those crime and forensic shows. Except I don't have a life insurance policy on you.
Austin: How's that gonna fix our marriage?
Me: I'm getting all these tips for killing you and getting away with it. But I need to take a policy on your life.
Austin: No, no, no. That's my plan. We can't both have the same plan. You come up with something else.
Like God was listening,
I received a brochure for life insurance today in the mail . . .
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