Mr. Mercedes

So Austin just finished reading Mr. Mercedes by Stephen King. Took him three days to finish the whole thing. He turned off his TV in favor of reading this book. I know. Serious.

So Austin is telling me how devastated he is over this woman who is killed when she gets into this car rigged to explode.
Me: That could happen to me. I could get into a car with a pipe bomb. Boom, I'd be dead tomorrow. But then, I don't have any life insurance.
Austin: That's why it won't happen tomorrow.