Bored

Now that the election is long behind us, I feel it safe to post this:

I was desperately bored, so I broke down and washed dishes (it was my turn). Austin wandered in, started rubbing my shoulders.
Me: See what you've reduced me to? Leaving me alone bored on a Sunday. I don't even want to get on FB because it's such a political hotbed right now. There were a couple of things I thought were really funny this morning, but I didn't click like and I definitely don't share it. Then that &$/?$ will be on my wall. . . Everyone just needs to take a huge chill pill.
Austin: It should be a suppository.