Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Peeling an Onion

Austin pulled out the trash can to peel an onion. The trash was spilling over.
Me: Are you going to take the trash out?
Austin: Yeah, sure.
Me, after a pause: Before or after you paint the porch?
Austin: Must drive you crazy that I have all this time off and you have to slog to work. Making you a real %$#&.
Me: You think this is bad? Remember what happened when you thought the dog ate your teeth.

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