Squeaky Toy Franchise

Austin can't get the idea of squeaky toys in bras out of his head.

Austin: We could make a killing in the novelty underwear arena if we added squeakers to bras. We'd sell millions. We'd be set for life.

Mom: How about we add them to jock straps instead.

Me: We don't have to corner the market or buy one. We could have them now. Just take apart the dog toys and sew them in.

I was convinced these things already existed. Try as I might, I can't find novelty underwear that includes squeakers. Austin might be onto something.