Ummm, blood

Gee, I hope Austin isn't missing or dead through mysterious circumstances. I just cut myself while cooking and there's blood everywhere. Who knew a thumb could bleed so much?

Austin: Thank you for sacrificing your finger for me while making dinner.
Me: I didn't do it for you. I was just being reckless, careless and not paying attention to what I was doing.
Austin: I'm not talking about ten years ago when you met me. I'm talking about tonight when you were making dinner.